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A young lady goes for driving lessons. Her feet are well on the pedals.

Lady:   what happens when I lift my left leg?
Instructor:   the vehicle will move…
Lady:   what if I lift the right?
Instructor:   the vehicle will halt…
Lady:    and what if I lift both legs?
Instructor:   (smiles kinkily) you get your Driving License first thing tomorrow!!!!

Don’t ask me how…. try it…..

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